Oh Hey, Still Not Smoking

(juilianna, we miss you)

I have been too busy doing things like farming in my bra, freaking out about standardized testing, hustling to finish a book the day it's due back at the library and visiting psychiatrists to update here, but the news is good, my friends. I'm taking care of business. I'm talking myself into Planning For My Future (like, beyond paying this month's credit card bill) and eating things other than Peanut Butter M&Ms. I can breathe through my nose again! A certain very supportive friend sends me Steven Tyler videos as inspiration! I've still got a nicotine patch slapped onto my ass for good measure! I even showered this week! I'm pretty much a rockstar!